Check out my Gmail.
I hate everyone with fewer than 7,911 messages in their inbox. I hate you for being organized and keeping control of your life. Go away.
Check out my work e-mail, which I’ve had about a year and a half. I honestly tried so hard not to have a Gmail repeat with this inbox.
If I work with you and you have fewer than 2,669 e-mails in your inbox, I hate you too. For the reasons specified above.