Rather frequently a set of numbers will enter my brain, float around in the blank space reserved for mathematical function and then fly out of my mouth as a set of numbers that is in no way related to what it is supposed to be.
I came up with a diagnosis for myself and just started telling people I’m like a dyslexic, but with numbers instead of letters. Then I found out it’s a real thing: dyscalculia.
I could go to the doctor but a diagnosis of “Nope, looks like you’re simply an idiot” deters me from ever going that route. Wikipedia is no doctor, but I like the sound of dyscalculia so I think I’m going to allow Wiki to diagnose me.
Wiki would never hurt my feelings.