Spider will die.

This giant spider thought he was smart, hanging out on my ceiling where I couldn’t reach him.

But I’m a human.

And humans invented things to stand on, and boots with which to smash invading insects.

So, spider, you will die.

And I’ll run outside and scream, and feel violated for hours.

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9 responses to “Spider will die.

  1. ha ha spiders are creepy! and they are everywhere! don’t look at a corner for a few months and they’ll spawn there! check this one out… http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=114014757207&set=a.47030862207.55527.601122207&type=3&theater

  2. Ick! Spiders are the worst. I know they mean us no harm, most of ‘em anyway, but eeewwww.

  3. I vacuum them up, I was told this kills them, hope it’s true otherwise there is a colony living in my hoover.

    Failing that my cat likes to rip their legs off an watch them go round in circles

  4. Remember how outraged you were when I made light of my quest to kill a bat that was living on my back porch? How shocking it is to know you don’t hold yourself to the same standard. Hypocrite

  5. mistersilverio

    Poor spider :(

  6. Spiders can be icky but I would take spiders over cockroaches any time. Lol.

  7. Hey,

    I’ve nominated you for Sunshine Award. Click here http://bluefiadiarries.wordpress.com/2012/03/01/a-sunshine-award-shines-on-me/ to know more! :) Fia

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